I’m not having very good luck with traditional modes of transportation lately. My car is in the shop after some serious issues that may end up costing quite a pretty penny. I caught a pant leg in my bike gears last night and bent a thingie out of place so I took it into the shop too. There’s nothing wrong with my feet and the moment, but walking is so passé. Fortunately on my way to the bike shop I saw a new store (that I hadn’t seen before, anyway):
Yes, that’s right, the revolutionary people-mover of the future has come to Oregon, no longer a playtoy of the idle rich and public universities flush with taxpayer money. These aren’t your grandma’s human transporters, either, son, no sir. They have off-road models too. Meet the Segway XT:
Maybe a little pricey at around $5000 but anything that gets both the Steve Jobs and Jeff Bezos seals of approval has to be good for picking up chicks. Also from their website I seem to have my own private “direct line” to the company so I have no choice but to conclude that it is my destiny.
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